Due to the severe lack of a match report I have done my own.

We started the match looking uneasy but the passing was good. Unfortunately there appeared to be a lack of confidence in front of goal which is where we made it hard work for ourselves. Luckily our opponents were also suffering from the same lack of penetration. This was probably due to their poor eye sight (white sticks and a guide dog both on the pitch) and the striker only having one leg. That is the match done!

Now to the goalkeeping part of the report which always seems to get no mention when Bungle writes them. Due to the cold weather I managed to keep warm doing a series of complex stretches not to mention advanced finger stretches. This was interrupted only once by a cracking shot from Ray Charles in midfield which I managed to turn around the post with a full stretch dive finished off with a triple pike. An excellent save which had the crowd on the edge of their seats, especially good with the lack of anything else to do in the whole bloomin game. Bringing a four pack with me next time we play them. Bored out of my gloves!

The rest of you did quite well also!

Report by The Cat

Well done Cat!
I moved your report from comments to Reports; I'm assuming you didn't do the report because you didn't know the password? I'll tell you at the next match because it's really secret and I would have to burn the web site if I put it here.
I rarely mention the goalkeeping because you always make it look so easy! I must say that I missed the triple pike though. I thought Stevie Wonder in their attack (did they have one?) had a shot too.
Just for you we'll make sure we let Quasar Elite carve through our defences tomorrow to give you something to do because it may be a bit nippy.

Thanks for the offer Bugle but I could just bring an extra couple of layers really. I hate to show off!!

Great report and a good clean sheet against 5 men and a dog. Nice to see some insight and an unbiased report on goalkeeping for a change.
Great game all well done